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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Awas Lembu-lembu sekalian! Selepas ini anda bakal menjadi mangsa Lady Gaga!

  • Original Posted By : http://www.buzzfeed.com
  • 8 Facts About Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress


  • 1. It was made of 100% real meat

  • The meat came from a local family butcher in Los Angeles.

  • 2. It smelled good

    Gaga said it had a sweet smell.

  • 3. The dress weighed about 50 lbs.

  • 4. The meat was cheap

    Peter Cacioppo, butcher at Ottomanelli Brothers on the upper East Side, said: “There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks. The best you've got is the flank steak on top of her head.”

  • 5. It was comfortable

    Gaga said it was the most comfortable dress she wore all night.

  • 6. The meat was 100% natural

    No preservatives were added.

  • 7. There was no bloody trail

    Franc Fernandez, the designer, said: “It's actually very clean meat, very sturdy and strong and doesnt run at all. It's the meat you use to make a roast, where you roll it in a tortilla and put it in the oven.”

  • 8. The dress will eventually turn into beef jerky

    The meat dries out, rather than rotting. It becomes jerky.

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  • Artis Malaysia tak mau ikut ke trend terkini Lady Gaga ni? Boleh bergaya dalam majlis Anugerah Bintang Popular, Juara Lagu, Anugerah Planet Muzik ke, atau anugerah-anugerah yang lain. Murah beb. Daging lembu je modalnya. Bak kata Lady Gaga : "It had a sweet smell" kah kah kah.. Kepala otak Lady Gaga ni dah bengap sangat agaknya. Itulah, jadi proksi penyembah syaitan lagi. Sudah la sesat, menyesatkan orang lain pula. By the way, Kementerian Penerangan, Komunikasi dan Kebudayaan di bawah Rais Yatim tak mahu bawa masuk Lady Gaga buat konsert di Malaysia ke? Boleh juga menyemarakkan penjualan daging-daging lembu di Malaysia. kah kah kah
  • Kamu kan suka artis-artis Hollywood yang bengap2 ni untuk buat konsert besar-besaran di Malaysia. That's why konsert Maher Zain di Malaysia sukar dapat sponsor sebab korang minat sponsor artis-artis yang menyesatkan Umat Islam. *Sigh

8 comments:

Solihin Zubir said...

eurggghhhh... jijik..

Akhi Fairuz Al-Jengkari said...

jijik lagi menjijikkan..

lovely sue said...

daging ni x jijik..tpi x geli ke?? sanggup dia..

Akhi Fairuz Al-Jengkari said...

lady gaga ni kan dlm dunianya yg tersendiri..so, dia takdek rasa geli or jijik.

Syafinaz Alizaini said...

kena boikot dengan penganut hindu + vegetarian lepas ni

Akhi Fairuz Al-Jengkari said...

atau biarkan dia menjadi metador lembu di spain.

Bb Hussain said...

yukss..gelinyer..

inSan leMoh sEgalo2nyo said...

@-@ tu la dulu tak nak belajar...mak suh gi sekolah gi lepak kandang lembu..bile dah besar nk jadi lembu plak..huhuhu